Swiss Army Knives Are a Thing of the Past. This New 24 in 1 Little Key Is the Future.
An Entire Toolbox of Functions in One Key-sized Device? It Is Possible With This Ingenious Multi Function Key…
30/09/2022 | Bruce Harris
Are you tired of finding yourself without that one crucial tool that you really need? Do you keep losing your Philips screw driver? Do you think the Swiss army knives and leathermans of the world are too bulky and keep getting you stopped for security checks? Well it’s your lucky day because 2021’s top gadget is finally here to save the day.
Picture it. You got your package. It’s late. You’ve been waiting for it for so long. You’re excited. You want to open it but… that tape is really strong and thick. You pat yourself down in helpless searching. You try your keys but they are uselessly blunt. You’re gonna need to wait till you get home and get a knife won’t you… oof.
Now imagine you’re on your bicycle and some screw goes loose, or you need to get these zip lockers opened or maybe you ran out of rolling paper for your tobacco. The list of these tiny little gripes you encounter along the day that make your life miserable is endless.
If only there was some magic little tool no bigger than your key that could probably perform 24 whole different functions including all of the above. But that can’t be possible. It can’t really exist. It’s pure fantasy. Well actually…
What Are We Talking About?
They call it the KeyX24, and it truly is ingenious. The Germans love efficiency more than anything in the world and this little tool key is the physical manifestation of that love.
Packed full of at least 24 different uses the makers could count, it’s basically the min-maxing of toolkits. Minimum size with maximum features with honestly more features per size than probably even a phone.
Some of the early backers have already claimed that the KeyX24 is to tools what quantum computing is to computing, 100 times smaller and does 100 times the work.
With so much hype, we just had to test it out for ourselves…
What Makes It Special?
Imagine an entire crate of tools being all merged into one and shrunk down to the size of the key to your house. That’s what it feels like to use the KeyX24.
Made of top shelf 420 steel, it ensures durability and that the edges will be kept for anything you’ll ever need to cut. In fact, the whole construction process uses Metal Injection Molding and heat treating up to H900 which is fancy way of saying it can take all the punishment your mortal brain can think of.
It did everything around our office, from helping cut cables, screwing bolts and was even a lively part of the smoke break. We managed to count at least 24 different tools that it replaces during our test, clearly we lack the imagination of the designers.
The Germans don’t do anything half way and packed this little guy with as many tool functions as they possibly could.
✅ Tiny while still being big enough to be comfortably used as a wrench or screwdriver.
✅ Insanely durable 420 heat treated steel
✅ Is light enough to put on your keychain and forget it till you run into some first world problems like needing a box cutter for your new phone.
It’s easy to see why this tiny little guy is being hailed as the top gadget of 2021. Everyone in our office have already gotten one, except the one guy who spent way too much money on his army knife and refuses to see reason because of his sunken cost fallacy.
And now that we mention it, we actually forgot the best part! The crowdfunding for the KeyX24 was so successful that as part of the launch celebration the company decided to give it away at 50% discount with free international shipping!
The KeyX24 is truly a magical piece of equipment that we could not even dream would be real outside of some sci-fi movies, but it’s real and we foresee it hanging on more and more keychains in the near future, so get it while it’s still on sale!
But Don’t Just Take Our Word for It! These People Loved the KeyX24:
“Oh man I’ve been waiting for this since the moment I saw the crowdfunding announced. I just pull it out in front of my friends in the park, fix their bike or skateboard with it and then smoke through it like a classy boss. Love it.”
“Have you ever tried wearing skinny jeans with a Leatherman? No? I don’t recommend it. This little key is an absolute miracle, now I can both look good and do my computer fixing work without constantly losing my tools.”
“This really is one of the best mechanic companions ever made. Does almost everything you will ever need on the fly and you can just have it on your keychain at the ready at all times. Whenever you think the Germans can’t streamline things anymore they come up with this stuff just to prove you wrong.”
Conclusion: Should You Get the KeyX24?
You skipped to this part didn’t you. Yes. Absolutely! Imagine spending hundreds on a bunch of tools only to find out you can have this tiny little guy. Don’t be like that. It’s on an incredible sale and does everything you’ll ever need and more. We love it. Whole hearted stamp of approval. Get it before the sale ends.
How to Get the KeyX24?
Now that you know you can solve so many problems with one tiny device, you’re probably itching to get one for yourself, so here’re the simple steps:
- We recommend ordering an original KeyX24 from the official website here
- Slide it onto your keychain, spin it around and never have to worry about mundane normal people problems ever again.
NOTE: KeyX24 IS NOT AVAILABLE ON OTHER WEBSITES.